| Verdict: Turns out that Jane has quite some things to be ashamed of. And here I thought that dagger was for hunting. | This movie teaches us: 20 years lost in the jungle, separated from civilization, Tarzan wears a loincloth to hide his trimmed pubes. You lied! You lied to a guy you keep calling Apeman and has barely rediscovered speech, shame on you Jane, same (and probably everyone's compiled STDs) on you. Mere hours ago, you told him that if he would go back into the jungle, you'd join him. Yes, mine are bigger but that's because I'm a woman.
During her first encounter with ‘Ape-man’, she declares that the only difference between men and women are men's inferior boobs. What is Jane's shame you ask? Well, for one, this sophisticated socialite sure has a questionable grasp on basic anatomy. Enter Tarzan X (and enter he does) AKA The Shame of Jane. After having immensely enjoyed Beyond the Darkness, I wanted to check out some more of Joe D’Amato's oeuvre.
